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Why you say you tell me you dowan tur kwa…

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

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This is a Mr Brown podcast which  took Singapore by storm last year during the general elections.  This is related to the infamous Gomez “Why you say you tell me you submitted the form when you said you didn’t submit the form ?” incident

Sounds confusing har ?  Well, most Singaporeans were spinned around by the verbal arrows flying in all different directions.  Man, you think that the top scholar-politicians only know how to “study”, but they are damn “good” archers too.

It’s a year ago, but I want to record it here because this is a masterpiece :)

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Funny Baby

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

Why go to a laughing club to keep your blues at bay ? 

You can’t believe you can laugh so hard till you see this kid in action … 

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Singer fell down

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

This is quite funny - singer fell down in the middle of a news broadcast LOL.  Good for casting away Monday blues.. 

Have a good laugh ;p

(The one who fell down is Hebe - member of the popular Taiwanese girl band S.H.E.)

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No more birds

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Funny podcast - this is a ”sequel” to the Visa card commercial featuring Richard Gere.

The commercial is screened so frequently locally everywhere that it’s high time someone created this podcast :)

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Funny equations for Year of the Pig

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,  
Human that don’t know enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,  
Men that don’t earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,  
Women that don’t spend = Pigs

Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.

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